[9/27/2002 1:19:00 PM | Andy Kovacs]
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up."
- Lenny Bruce


[9/27/2002 1:25:57 PM | Andy Kovacs]
Top 5 Reasons I Haven't Updated This Page This Week
1) My boring life has sunk to a new low, giving me absolutely nothing to write about
2) Old-age has begun to creep into me causing me to forget about updating the pages
3) I found something else to do while at work: work!
4) For once I was at a loss for words
5) Like a ninja I keep my movements secret and hidden