[8/2/2002 10:36:50 AM | Andy Kovacs]
"When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your lemons, you whiner."
- Andrew Wakefield


[8/2/2002 10:48:40 AM | Andy Kovacs]
So Tiff and I are going to go see Signs tonight. I have been looking forward to this movie for quite some time now. I really liked The Sixth Sense, and I absolutely loved Unbreakable. I am hoping that this movie bests both of them.

I also hope that the people in the theater shut the hell up tonight. I do not want another experience like my Road to Perdition experience. Just in case, though, I am bringing with me a jar of honey and a colony of red ants with a real bitchy queen. Either that or I'll just go tattle to the manager and have the morons removed from the theater. Wish me luck.

-andy


[8/2/2002 12:03:40 PM | Andy Kovacs]
MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL

Women (W) = Time (t) and Money (m) :: W=t*m

If Time is Money, then :: t=m (or m=t)

Which makes the equation :: W=t*t or, W=m*m

Based on this reasoning, we now have :: W=m^2 (this stands for "m-squared")

If "Money(m) is the Root(sqrt) of All Evil (e)," then :: m=sqrt(e)

The above sets up the following equality :: m^2=(e)

Since we now know that Money-squared is equal to Evil, we are hence left with :: W=m^2=e

If we simplify this, we are left with :: W=e

Yep. Women are Evil. However, this is not necessarily a bad thing! Till next time,

-andy