Crazier than Joe Who's What?!?

Yesterday I was "sick as a dog." I felt "beaten like a stepchild." I called out sick, but I think my manager thought I was feeding her "a cock and bull story." I guess my lying skills aren't "up to scratch." But I don't care. I wouldn't care for "all the tea in China. "

No, I'm not going crazy, I've just been hanging out at the net's newest cool-kids hangout! Forget MySpace, Facebook or any one of a million XXX-rated websites, this one's got it where it counts: I'm not too sure exactly where it's got it, but I'm sure some folks out there will find this website enjoyable. Dig it here!