Here's what you've all been waiting for, folks: a graph that explains why people are attracted to one another, given two distinct attributes, and the likely results of such attraction.

I'd like to think that I fall within the middle-third of the graph, top to bottom, which I assume would be classified as 1 Standard Deviation of the mean if you want to get statistical about it, but historically, I think I'm more of a left-third kinda guy - or several standard deviations of the mean - who especially inhabits the gray area at the top of the graph.